You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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