I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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