after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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