Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Is Oprah even human
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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