i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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