You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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