I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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