I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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