Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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