i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
