your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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