Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i think my mom watched the whole time
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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