Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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