dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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