i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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