I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
he's gonorrhea incarnate
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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