Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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