I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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