They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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