We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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