Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
