let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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