Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.