I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.