So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.