So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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