Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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