Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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