I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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