dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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