She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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