so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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