she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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