well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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