if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Dicks are not precious.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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