I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
she peed on how many people?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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