I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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