Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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