Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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