There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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