try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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