Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Two words: nipple clamps
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