if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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