no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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