i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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