I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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