ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
The ass gains better be worth it
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