I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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