That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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