We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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