why didn't you poke me back
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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