This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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