i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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