so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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