Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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