Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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