Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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